{"id":997,"date":"2009-09-19T13:17:01","date_gmt":"2009-09-19T20:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/?p=997"},"modified":"2009-09-19T13:17:01","modified_gmt":"2009-09-19T20:17:01","slug":"getting-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/getting-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stuff I&#8217;ve noticed is happening as I slowly crawl towards my 30s:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Chocolate isn&#8217;t that great anymore. It&#8217;s still nice, but not as a snack, in the middle of the day or milky. And brownies are gross.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Grey hair appears on pictures more clearly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bullshit meter is at its most efficient.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I&#8217;m less and less patient, and I was never patient to begin with.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Spending an evening with a cup of tea and the internet seems like a perfectly reasonable way to spend a Saturday night.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Living with housemates is for &#8220;young people&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nostalgia sets in as a permanent state of mind. &#8220;In my days&#8221; is sometimes the start of a sentence. Not often. Just sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuff I&#8217;ve noticed is happening as I slowly crawl towards my 30s: &#8211; Chocolate isn&#8217;t that great anymore. It&#8217;s still nice, but not as a snack, in the middle of the day or milky. And brownies are gross. &#8211; Grey hair appears on pictures more clearly. &#8211; Bullshit meter is at its most efficient. &#8211;&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/getting-old\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Getting old<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41XhY-g5","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.designswarm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}