(Any resemblance to any living person is purely accidental and unintentional)<\/p>\n
1. You no longer listen to round-table introductions
\n2. You attend conference because there will be “the usual suspects”
\n3. You prepare your slides while others present
\n4. You have reached your quota of AIM buddies
\n5. Have a ratio of 1:10 following: followers on twitter
\n6. You come back from an event and conference with business cards you never have time to look at. (They’ll find you online you shrug.)
\n7. You have stopped blogging (that’s what twitter and jaiku are there for)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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